Tamara

Meet Tamara. Tamara is from Malta. I've never been to Malta before but I've been told it's almost exactly like Narnia, but with more mystery. Tamara's hobbies include: being photographed in the morning, eating apples and owing me money. I wrote a seemingly friendly message in her book yesterday, but what she doesn't know is that if she reads every 18th letter of the message it spells: I want to kill you. Despite this, Tamara is my friend.