Sean is dead

It was just a normal morning. We were walking through a wooded hill when suddenly we were ambushed by partially sighted bird assassins (I say assassins, they didn't hit a bird in 20 minutes). Sean made a break for freedom, but when aiming at a bird 50 metres above his head, a marksman ended up capping Sean in his ample buttocks, fatally wounding him. Just before he died, Sean uttered his final sentence: 'you can take my life, but you will never take my Pussy!'