John Brown's group

John Brown, professional orienteer and FanWalk guide, has developed a bit of reputation over this past week. John has a special talent for getting his teams lost in seemingly straightforward navigational situations. When you're following Mr Brown it is a case of the blind leading the hung-over. His infamy has reached the stage that the other guides now join in with our desparing laughter when we are told that he will be leading us. At the moment we're walking down a direct path to where ever we're going (I've completely lost track of where we are) so it'd be difficult for him to get us lost - difficult, but you know somehow he'll manage to 'pull it out of the bag.'